"Carry On X-Men" film poster

"Carry On X-Men" film poster

Not Safe For Work

Not Safe For Work

"Ten years ago the Lotto made me a millionaire, now I suck off dogs for Quavers."

"Ten years ago the Lotto made me a millionaire, now I suck off dogs for Quavers."

Neil Armstrong’s immigration form after re-entering Earth from the Moon
(via http://www.space.com/7044-moon-apollo-astronauts-customs.html)

Neil Armstrong’s immigration form after re-entering Earth from the Moon

(via http://www.space.com/7044-moon-apollo-astronauts-customs.html)

Best stock footage ever

 Do you recognise the chimney shitter?
(Scottish Sunday Sport, spotted by Matt Cox)

 Do you recognise the chimney shitter?

(Scottish Sunday Sport, spotted by Matt Cox)

This graffiti is not at all funny. Not at all.

This graffiti is not at all funny. Not at all.

The Carlisle crime wave continues

The Carlisle crime wave continues

Shower, or dalek?

Shower, or dalek?

Honest election leaflet

Honest election leaflet

Yesterday on Star Trek

Yesterday on Star Trek

Twitter describes the taste of Guinness to a teetotal muslim. 

Twitter describes the taste of Guinness to a teetotal muslim. 

(Source: beardedgeniusofftwitter)

How to annoy four separate groups of geeks.

How to annoy four separate groups of geeks.